Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.

The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.

by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022