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Count Mackula 

The real Mackula is a true player with MAD GAME he never hits on chicks because he is too busy doing his thing being productive. Girls chase Mackula but he is always respectful and considerate. He is often hated on by wanna be fake mackulas who don't under stand the rules of the game and try to make themselves look good by trying to tear others down. Mackula is impervious to these atempts and swiftly disregards any malicious retoric. Mackula rarely goes to clubs but can often found on stage putting it down with taste and style.
Count Mackula would most likey be someone like Tom Curren, Albert Einstien, Christopher Walken, Charles Mingus, Sun Tzu
Count Mackula by Fivestring May 21, 2008
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Count Mackula 

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.
Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.
Count Mackula by Varnell August 7, 2006

count macula 

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted
HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her
count macula by count swagula April 10, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008