Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

Count Lucio

A man who is very dramatic and made tons of oopsies

Person 1: Oh no I made an oopsies

Person 2: Who are you, Count Lucio??
Person 1: Wut? :

by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020

Lucid cunt

The vagina of a light-skinned woman

Look at that babe over there, I bet she's got a lucid cunt!

by The Ass Master™ December 17, 2019