by pugglegirly April 25, 2017
A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 24, 2021
A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016