Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009

cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

by Atlanta Bob September 18, 2009

cougar meat

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.

I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!

by Brohamity Sam July 9, 2007

Cougareat

The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.

“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”

by Zoobie Tuesday September 14, 2021