Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)

"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"

Couch Dent by Couch Dent September 25, 2009

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Couch Denter

An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.

Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.

Couch Denter by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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