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cotton swab 

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun
dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab
cotton swab by TAF119 March 16, 2009

cotton swab 

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.
cotton swab by the original KKK January 20, 2008

Cotton Swab 

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
Cotton Swab by ZORG April 5, 2015

Cotton Swab 

a slur for white people
Cotton Swab by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Milwaukee Cotton Swab 

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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