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cotton swab 

when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.
When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.
cotton swab by Glimpze June 18, 2008
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cotton swab 

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun
dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab
cotton swab by TAF119 March 16, 2009

cotton swab 

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.
cotton swab by the original KKK January 20, 2008

Cotton Swab 

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
Cotton Swab by ZORG April 5, 2015

Cotton Swab 

a slur for white people
Cotton Swab by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Milwaukee Cotton Swab 

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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