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cot's assault 

the act of catching a older guy beyond his 30 flirting with younger girls, usually a man that likes younger teenagers around their 18 because of his trauma of staying younger because of self esteem problems of his childhood like not getting any cute girl on middleschool or not gettin' any type of girl at all.
OMG that's cot's assault, ugly men that is flirting with my young sister , he looks so pathetic
cot's assault by no to chikibaby December 13, 2010

cot spot 

Achronym for "come-on-this" spot; lower back or abdomen tattoo on a particularly easy female. Also known as a tramp stamp.
She thinks she's so hot, but the real reason those guys are all over her is because she's flashing her cot spot at them.
cot spot by AnneShine November 6, 2007
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(noun)
A portable, collapsible, apparatus on which sex can be performed in an austere environment or expeditious fashion.
i.e. – Coitus would’ve been rather unpleasant on the hard metal floor; fortunately we brought the “sex-cot”.
sex-cot by Dr. Onomatopoeia June 30, 2014

Scatt Cot 

Scatt Cot, Latin for Scattis Cottis.

Usually used when face by one who is largely obese. Usually has lots of sag when spotted by others.

Most defined feature of a Scatt Cot is its saggy man-tits.
The Scatt Cot was spotted accross the river by its protuding saggy man-tits.
Scatt Cot by RandomNESSSSSSSSS January 12, 2009

Cotswold Cock 

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.
They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

finger cots 

Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.
"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."

Dum Cots 

A cot is a Discord user that calls buses dum and think they are superior over bus and androids but in reality, cots are the dum ones.
Dum Cots => "I spam cot emojis every second" (:nocot: (emoji))
Dum Cots by ForGetFulSkyBro February 3, 2021