Corvallis, OR

A college town about 2 hours south of portland in Oregon. This town is the home of Probably the two most differing high schools in the world. Corvallis High School is where all the poor locals go, the main sustanance of their diet being Alchohol provided by the bums that used to go there. Crescent Valley High School belongs to all the eff'n rich kids who can actually afford the expensive drugs. CHS can kick CVHS ass's in any sport.

CVHS Student #1: You wanna get baked tonight, i know where we can get some discount drugs.

CVHS student #2: I cant, my parents cut my allowance to $250 this week because i suck at every sport there is in Corvallis, OR.

by cvhs_sucks_ass October 2, 2005

Corvallis, Oregon

A quiet city with a rather low crime-rate and shitty ass weather. Basically rains all year round except the summer, which is semi-decent (low 80's to mid 90's). The other definitions some douchecopters made up about the district high schools are absolutely false; CVHS and CHS both have its ups and downs. CHS tends to have the fatter kids and mexicans because of its location in the heart of Corvallis, very close by Linus Pauling. CV tends to have a higher drug rate (you know its true). While CHS has bragged that heir sports are better than CV; those cocky bastards don't realize that we have had our victories too, just people tend to take them too far sometimes. CHS tends to have better boys soccer, boys swimming, and other shitty sports no one cares about. CV have better girl swimmers, boys and girls basketball, and baseball. I can't list my opinion on football cause if I do I will probably get anally raped.

CV dude: WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL!
CHS dude: NO WE ARE!!
Random dude: shut the fuck up, this is Corvallis, Oregon

by Slayerpig September 21, 2011