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Correct Crucifixtion 

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.
Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.
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Correct Crucifixion 

A sexual position in which a guys pleasures four girls at once by laying on his back in a crucifixion like pose: two girls sit on his hands while he fingers them, one sits on his face and receives oral sex, and the last rides him in cowgirl.
The guy went upstairs to the bedroom with four women to perform the correct crucifixion.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016