Corporate Seagull

1. A manager flies in, makes a lot of noise (yells, complains, creates chaos, makes promises), craps on everything (leaves mess/blame, excitement, expectations), and then flies away, leaving employees to clean up the mess.
1. A manager who meets with you, promises the world, and nothing gets executed.
3. A manager who flies in, shits, and leaves.

We spoke to your regional manager last year but he was just another corporate seagull. He got our whole team together (which was expensive) bought a big lunch, and brought some guys in and did a 4 hour training. He then had us give him our account list, that never got mapped, and then told us we weren't big enough to have a team. .

Corporate Seagull by Spaynkd April 13, 2026