coronagate

Contemporary conspiracy theories behind COVID-19 origin and sponsorship

Opinion: “Coronagate presents the ultimate leadership test.”

by humblepiece April 1, 2020

Coronacane

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.

Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

by The Art of Mayhem May 12, 2020

Coronagut

That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.

You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronacation

Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.

The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!

by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

coronacation

what all kids were on in 2020 and is probably the worst vacation known to mankind

bro my coronacation sucked

by vibinbruh March 16, 2020

coronausterity

Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).

I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.

by lilikoiandmint July 12, 2020