Corona Cunt 

People that panic buy toilet paper and pasta during a virus outbreak

I'm so sick of these Corona Cunts buying all the fucking toilet paper

Corona Cunt by Walter Kovaks March 24, 2020

Corona Cunt 

People who act like selfish cunts during an virus outbreak or pandemic

Holy shit, the Corona Cunts are hoarding all the food and sanitiser. What about everyone else?

Corona Cunt by Walter Kovaks March 25, 2020

Corona Cunt 

People who are supposed to self isolate after being exposed to COVID 19, but don’t

This lady just came back from the Uk which is riddled with Coronavirus and now she’s walking down the street. She is supposed to be in isolation, what a Corona Cunt

Corona Cunt by Walter Kovaks March 27, 2020

Coronacut 

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.

“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

“What are you looking at me like that for?”

Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut 

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.

Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.

Coronacut by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

Coronacunt 

A business entity or individual who excessively capitalizes from COVID-19.

I was going to have Kevin install three small plexiglass barriers in our office until he said it would be 2500 dollars. He is a massive coronacunt.

Coronacunt by Chaps79 May 14, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020