Fat-ass Charles Pender was once the mayor until 2010 when retired Wal-Mart greeter Neville Greeley took his place after a 30000 vote lead. Charles afterwards attacked a nuclear power facility and got a life sentence in the Detroit Women's Penitentiary. Back to Corner Brook, it is a beautiful city in Western Newfoundland, with lots of potholes, and nobody to take the time to fix them. Former celebrity and Canadian Idol contestant Rex Goudie also lives about 650kms away from Corner Brook. The residents of Corner Brook follow a daily routine of getting out of bed, listening to the "news" on the attemped news station CFCB, then go to work complaining about every god-damn thing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!