Fat-ass Charles Pender was once the mayor until 2010 when retired Wal-Mart greeter Neville Greeley took his place after a 30000 vote lead. Charles afterwards attacked a nuclear power facility and got a life sentence in the Detroit Women's Penitentiary. Back to Corner Brook, it is a beautiful city in Western Newfoundland, with lots of potholes, and nobody to take the time to fix them. Former celebrity and Canadian Idol contestant Rex Goudie also lives about 650kms away from Corner Brook. The residents of Corner Brook follow a daily routine of getting out of bed, listening to the "news" on the attemped news station CFCB, then go to work complaining about every god-damn thing.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"