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Fat-ass Charles Pender was once the mayor until 2010 when retired Wal-Mart greeter Neville Greeley took his place after a 30000 vote lead. Charles afterwards attacked a nuclear power facility and got a life sentence in the Detroit Women's Penitentiary. Back to Corner Brook, it is a beautiful city in Western Newfoundland, with lots of potholes, and nobody to take the time to fix them. Former celebrity and Canadian Idol contestant Rex Goudie also lives about 650kms away from Corner Brook. The residents of Corner Brook follow a daily routine of getting out of bed, listening to the "news" on the attemped news station CFCB, then go to work complaining about every god-damn thing.
If I go to Corner Brook, I'll be sure to leave.
by JohnnySamsung May 14, 2012
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