Corn Stalk

When you're fucking someone in their ass from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their ass. Then you proceed to push it in further with your dick until the cob and your dick is fully enclosed in their ass.

After shopping at the grocery store, I decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.

by MynameisJeffbutitisn't April 6, 2015

corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.

My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"

by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007

corn stack bark

a massive fart

shane did a corn stack bark and blew his jocks off

by bobba September 6, 2010

corn stalking

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

Cornstalker

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.

Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.

by DLIBRA December 6, 2009

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Cornstalker

A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.

1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker

by arbitraryone April 5, 2010