Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.
Verb: To be cockblocked at an extreme level. Usually by someone who is incapable of reading the atmosphere of the situation. Present tense is Corbetting.
See also corbett (n): A master of cockblocking and someone who cannot recognise the obvious.
Awesome guy: Hey you're totally corbetting me!
Corbett: Oh am i?......How?.....I don't get it?
Awesome guy: Read the atmosphere dude! The atmosphere!!
Corbett: (Realises her mistake) OH! I'm sorry!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.