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copulatory imperative 

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
An euphemism for the much cruder: fucker, sometimes: mother fucker
Leaving the Quick Stop market with his 12-pack, Elmer bid farewell to the doof at the register: 'See ya' later, copulator!'
copulator by Century25 December 7, 2012

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.
Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.
populatory war by djday_59 November 8, 2007

oral copulator 

A person that performs oral sex by either sucking dick or licking pussy.
That girl I went out with last night can sure suck a dick. She's a awesome oral copulator.
oral copulator by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

Copulatron

(n) Robot built for sexual intercourse; probably the parent you never met; may refer to sexually pleasing human.
"now that good single men are on the endangered species list, the production of copulatrons has been prevalent in society"
Copulatron by Romaka May 24, 2005