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cop stache 

If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."
cop stache by Pacati October 22, 2007
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cop stache 

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
cop stache by xzybit March 8, 2006
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Cop Stache 

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
Cop Stache by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

Cop Stache 

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
Cop Stache by MyAlergies July 29, 2007

cop 'stache 

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

Copstacles

Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.
Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!
Copstacles by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008