Cop Nerd 

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerd’s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.

*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but you’re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)

Cop Nerd by 🌴𝙒𝙞𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙡®️🌴 June 20, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012