In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
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