Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

Coomers Law by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

Coomers Law by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

Coomers Law by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Coomer's Law 

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".

God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!

Coomer's Law by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022

Coomer-In-Law 

The coomer fucking your sister.

My sister's husband is trying to fight my coomer-in-law.

Coomer-In-Law by Nhjones4life November 30, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022