Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

Cooking The Goose by The_Troop January 26, 2011

choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

choking the goose by Steak Tits April 9, 2008