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Cookie face 

Describes one who has an exceptionally round face like that of a cookie
Damn that nigga Pedro had a cookie face and a half
Cookie face by Whyclef December 29, 2018

cookie crisp face 

when a mixed race person has spots or achne/ greasy bad skin.
yo my man jermaine, he cute but he's struggling with that cookie crisp face!
cookie crisp face by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010

Face Cookie 

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
Face Cookie by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008

cookie-faced 

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.
Cookie-faced about to go through security
cookie-faced by fmasters September 2, 2019

Cookie Facey 

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.
"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

Cookie Facey 

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.
"Lets go pray to Cookie Facey!" Shouted Avery