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Cookie Sex 

To give chat room *cookies* to people and every one go's NOMNOMNOMNOM.
JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
Cookie Sex by JonseyMcFly February 7, 2010

Sex cookie 

A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.
Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
Sex cookie by chemengfun May 25, 2010

Sex cookies 

When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.
Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work
Sex cookies by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011

Cookiesexual 

Proof that this generation is fucked.
First Animesexual, then Dreamsexual, and now Cookiesexual... where did we all go wrong?
Cookiesexual by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

cookiesexual 

when you got some brain damage from joining a dreamsexual discord server
I'm cookiesexual

Did you accidentally join some Dreamsexual discord servers?
cookiesexual by CHUNGUS MUNCHER December 15, 2021

Cookiesexual 

The attraction to cookies. Typically cookie run characters in the game ‘Cookie Run Kingdom’, but can also be experienced in relation to real cookies.

Created by Parsi !#1964 on discord
Parsi: Hey I’m cookiesexual
Girl: what’s that
Parsi: It’s where i’m attracted to cookies
Cookiesexual by parsicookierun December 6, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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