Cookie Cum

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Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.

I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!

Cookie Cum by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

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Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

Cookie Cum by Mustaj March 6, 2019

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cookie cum challenge

A group of males squat around a cookie and jack-off, releasing their ejaculate onto said cookie. The man who finishes last must consume the cookie.

Did you see John totally lose the cookie cum challenge? He ate the cookie in one bite.

cookie cum challenge by stonedgaytheist September 28, 2017

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cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

cum cookie by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

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Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!

Cum Cookie by UKCPD October 9, 2008

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cum cookie

An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.

She wouldn't let me do anal so i gave her a cum cookie.

cum cookie by Cultivate Cum March 15, 2016

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cum cookie

a type of cookie that instead of milk, it has female or male ejaculation fluids (preferably female) . they are then baked and eaten like regular cookies

bro, i wanna eat her cum cookie so bad.

cum cookie by s_even December 6, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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