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Controlling Bitch 

Someone who feels that her boyfriend is "her man" and/or property. The controlling bitch easily gets jealous when other girls are around, even though nothing is going on, they are just friends or strangers. She repeatedly accuses boyfriend of being a so-called cheater and thinks of him cheating on her constantly even when they are together. Always up his butt 24/7 and won't let him out of her sight in fears of him even looking at another girl. Gets mad when he mentions friends, girl or guy, because "nobody can speak to him except her." He is her property and she has soul owenership. She always tries to change him, and criticises him non-stop. Nothing he can do is ever good enough because she always deserves better.

She doesn't know yet, but he'll eventually dump her controlling ass because she is the one cheating on him, and he'll find someone actually worth his time and he'll finally find love not manupulation.
Jordan: Hey, i'm going to the club tonight with a few friends.

Gabby (Controlling Bitch): Are you going with any girls?

Jordan: Yes, a few of them will be girls.

Gabby: WTF!? You dick! If you put one foot near that club it's over! And I mean it this time!!! No getting back together after three days like always!!! (she will eventually try to get him back anyway because she wants someone to control again.)
Controlling Bitch by Cap'n Obvious January 28, 2010
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Controlling bitch 

someone who feels like they need to be in control of someone or something. A person who wants to know what they are doing all the time and inst giving them any space.
Jay: did you see erin and her boyfriend today?

Peter: Yeah she was such a controlling bitch.
Controlling bitch by Scoli girl January 28, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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