Continental Condom 

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

Continental Condom by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

Condimental Divide 

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

Condimental Divide by JRadimus April 10, 2011

condimental 

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."

condimental by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009

condimental drift 

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

condimental drift by cyanocitta November 6, 2007

Condimental 

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

Condimental by Bemile February 26, 2013