The scientific name for the inside of a 50 year old black hookers asshole, often filled with puss and other horrendous bodily fluids which smells like the rotting remains of a baby elephant. Sometimes it craves the taste a dead fetuses and pizza, and worst of all its a chargers fan.
Rampage Jackson and Albert Haynesworth just double-teamed that Connor Glenn Wilson!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.