Confuzzle Fucked

To be in an incredibly stressful and confusing situation, where you see there is no fixing the problem.

I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked

Confuzzle Fucked by LemonShake32 August 3, 2023

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confuzzlefucked

To be fucked off in any case, due to confusion.

Wife: Why didn't you do it?

Husband: Your instruction has me confuzzlefucked.

confuzzlefucked by TheWife. April 9, 2021

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Confuzzlefucked

When your so fucking cooked you can't string a sentence or a thought together

That guy has a cooking it 4 days and now he is confuzzlefucked and doesn't know up from down or yes from no

Confuzzlefucked by Sircooksyaalot July 18, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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