Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”

“Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”

Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”

“Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”

Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”

“Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”

Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

confettied

When someone tears your ass up either verbally, or in writing. It's not even a fair fight.

"Did you see that email thread? Chris got his ass confettied by Sam today!"

confettied by herbndictionaries February 27, 2015

Confettlet 

a singular piece of confetti

a confettlet managed to find its way onto Sarah's drink

mark couldn't keep the confettlets away from his hair

Confettlet by Cyrine02 May 1, 2025