A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)
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Unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting Detroit's American Jewelry and Loan as seen on Hardcore Pawn on TruTv. Customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming 'bitch!' A lout.
bouncer: get outta my store!
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*
by lilysmama January 19, 2014
Get the conekicker mug.The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.
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Get the Conelingus mug.#1 Put a cone on your roof of your truck go through a mud hole if it falls off you lose anyone after that makes it through the mud hole with the cone wins its a game
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by catfish1979 March 19, 2014
Get the conelife mug.n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.
adj., skin cancer.
adj., skin cancer.
When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."
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