coneckle

n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.

adj., skin cancer.

When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."

coneckle by Dave O. August 31, 2008

conckleberries 

The bits left stuck in and around your rectal hole following a particularly strenuous bowel movement.
These are usually made of a mixture of pieces of unwiped faeces and toilet paper residue.

1. "He really did us over, we need to get revenge."
2. "Let's get him back by collecting loads of conckleberries and pelting him with them!"
1. "Great idea, starting digging!"

conckleberries by G M4N December 24, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016