Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.
The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser
by Ratty's World July 14, 2006
A cruise ship passenger that will not yield to a crew member moving equipment through a common area on a cruise ship.
These inconsiderate cones would not allow me to maneuver these enormous speakers around their fat asses in spite of there being no alternate route.
by SeizeTheCarp April 20, 2015
Derivative of Conehead. Indianapolis slang used to describe the white urban hillbilly honky residents of the very near East, near west, and near Southside of Indy. Most cones came to Indianapolis as Appalachian Americans from Kentucky and Tennessee by way of Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. These city hillbillies can be seen on their front porch during normal work hours, in local pubs, tailgating at Colts games without tickets, or in the back of a police car. Coined by Indianapolis firemen many years ago. Related terms are Hoosierbilly and white trash. The decedents of The Cone people are Mars-Hillians and Beech Grovers. The British version would be the cast of Trainspotting or any big city Ned with country roots. Many children of cones have moved out of the primary cone districts but still exhibit many cone-ish traits as such as fist fighting, alcoholism, and general tomfoolery.
“Did you just see that Cone shotgun a Hamm’s then shoot up some heroin? He will be shaggin his sister in no time. Ope!”
by Peyton McMahoning January 13, 2020
a cowboy youtuber with the voice of the angels. his official birth name is “Conan Gray.” Cone’s heart is as warming as the sun his aesthetic youtube videos.
And twitter Conan (aka Cone) is very different to youtube Conan as we all know🤠
And twitter Conan (aka Cone) is very different to youtube Conan as we all know🤠
me: “have you seen cone’s new music video, checkmate?”
my friends: “do you mean after you forced to watch it 165 times?”
my friends: “do you mean after you forced to watch it 165 times?”
by andioop12345 August 6, 2019
Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."
Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
by Dr. Conehead November 11, 2011
Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.
"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."
by Rageaholic October 14, 2005
The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 31, 2010