1 definition by derpsalot

Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

by derpsalot August 31, 2010