When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!
by JCVRLV March 31, 2008
Get the The Condor mug.
The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.
"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.
by Cap'n Condor October 25, 2006
Get the the CONDOR mug.
Somebodys mother who's really ugly and looks like a condor.
Can be adapted to anything ugly or uncool. Usually a "squawk" is followed in agreement
Docta Ghey: That girl is such a Condor
Mr Dude: SQUAWK!
by FoolMonk April 18, 2007
Get the Condor mug.
Stick them in your pussy and you wont het pregnant
Get your condors now and you will thank me
by Its condor July 6, 2017
Get the Condors mug.
A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
"That girl is really hot"

"Dude, that's a total Condor"
by DonkeyJote August 9, 2013
Get the Condor mug.
A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008
Get the Condor mug.
You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.
by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009
Get the Condor mug.