Emo

Something that very few people are. The style has mind-fucked every teenager into thinking that they are depressed. I, being manic and having extreme anger issues and emotional outbursts, don't even know if I'm emo. If you seriously need to look this up because of style, you aren't really emo. So there.

FAKE SCENE/EMO KID: Oh, my Gawd, my life sucks so bad. Let's go cut our wrists while listening to Hawthorne Heights on my four thousand dollar stereosystem.

by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O December 31, 2008

Simple Plan

Okay.
Obviously all you cocksuckahs are retarded. =
Simple Plan is one of the BEST bands ever.
If you think they're whiny, oh well. They're teenagers. Fucking deal with it.
They're not trying to be punk. They're... college rock, or something like that. So get your facts straight before you make yourselfs look like idiots. Khay?

YOU: OMG, Simple Plan sucks so effing hard.
ME: Aww, HELL naw. Bitch.
YOU: What? You seriously LIKE them?
ME: What? You seriously DON'T like them?
YOU: Uhh... yeah.
ME: Faggot...

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 27, 2009

Within Temptation

An amazing goth/metal band from deep in the heard of the NETHERLANDS, baby. They're amazing.

YOU: Have you heard of Evanescence?
ME: Well, duhhhhhhh...
YOU: Oh, well...
ME: Have you heard of Within Temptation?
YOU: No...
ME: *kicks you in the FAYCEEEE with twelve-inch monster boots on*

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O March 30, 2009

love

Love simply is a word. It is something that teenage boys will say to get into your pants. It is a strong feeling, but I'm not sure it even exists.

I love you
or
I am in love with him.

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O December 28, 2008

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 29, 2008

Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p

MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.

by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 02, 2009

Yaoi

Okay, so there's obviously come confusion:
YAOI IS ONLY FOR ANIME.
Anything other than anime boyXboy is called SLASH.

YOU: OMG, I just read a new Harry/Draco yaoi smut!
ME: *stabs you with a hamster that spontaneously poofed into my hand*
YOU: What the hell was that for!?!?!?!?!?!
ME: *whistling* what was what for?

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O March 22, 2009