An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 27, 2011
Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."
"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.
by Shin0bi June 4, 2014
A flying ugly-ass forgettable monster from the Godzilla film franchise, and only appeared once which was in Ebirah, Horror of the Deep, or Godzilla vs. The Seamonster.
Person 1: “Look! It’s a giant bird!
Person 2: “No dumbass it’s a giant condor!”
Person 1: “It’s the same fu-
Person 2: “No dumbass it’s a giant condor!”
Person 1: “It’s the same fu-
by A Little Parasite On The Web February 5, 2023
Captain long dick. A tall gentleman. Expect drunk driver. Drinks anything available. Puts snowboarding over hoes. always Wears Sperry's and Patagonia vest to the bar.
by Hurricane Z January 3, 2020
Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.
Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.
Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.
That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018