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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006
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