condom dick

The scent of your dick after you have sexual intercourse wearing a condom.

Friend: "Bro, what's that smell? It kinda smells like rubber."
Me: "it's just condom dick bro'"

Sex, dick, vagina, smell, condom

condom dick by Lyseegee May 17, 2016

After Condom Dick 

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.

Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.

After Condom Dick by Psyguy January 8, 2006

Dick-Skin Condom 

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

Dick-Skin Condom by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick 

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004