volcano's conduit 

The main pipe or vent down the middle of a volcano where it erupts

Teacher: as you can see when the volcano erupts the lava comes through the volcano's conduit

volcano's conduit by Isa bleu November 27, 2017

Conditsis 

The word Conditsis was formed many years ago by the gods and angels in the heavens above. The Greek gods themselves were creating their newest, most advanced specimens yet and were heavily impressed by their own results. They doubted such a perfect life form could ever be created. Days passed as they tried to name this complexion and eventually their profound thinking came to an exhaustion. This is when the angels were called in for help. Even the angels were straining to comprehend how such a life form could exist. They couldn't bear the pressure of naming them. Leaving it to fate was the only option left. So they grabbed a few scrabble tiles from the game they were playing earlier, chucked them into a little sack and pulled out the perfect combination of 9 tiles ever seen. The surname Conditsis was born.

Some say even today, just by inheriting the surname, your body will transform into an ultimate chiseled unit, wielding abs that can crush mountains, a mind too intelligent to sympathize and a chest in which the rest of the human race comfortably shelters underneath its protection.

Guy No1: Hey is that a Conditsis?!
Guy No2: yeahp, thats billy

Conditsis by bilaye August 31, 2013

sprawl conduit 

Any newly reconstructed highway leading out of an urban area, which has been upgraded to multiple lanes in order to facilitate construction of cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions, strip malls, and big box retailers.

We hopped onto the sprawl conduit to get to Brenda & Tony's new house in the Brownfield Heights subdivision. Just take the exit for Limbaugh Blvd. and go 4 blocks, take a left on Rutting Buck Lane, and and it's the fourth virtually identical pile of faux brick and cheap vinyl siding on the right.

sprawl conduit by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga 

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.

Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga by Saskrocket August 5, 2019

Sex confit 

Sex in the recent marinade of your previous ejaculation.

The after-sex cuddle session quickly became a sex confit encounter as we made love thereafter.

Sex confit by Binktender July 26, 2025