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ConCrafter/Luca 

ConCrafter, better known as Luca, is a german YouTuber. He does not have any friends beside Max aka KrankCrafter, his ukulele Ukuleli, his toy dog Balou and his water bottle Vittello. He is not gay ,even though everybody thinks he is. Therefore he and Max are getting shipped as MAUZ.

Luca is 20 years old, he is a Gamer and a Comedy-YouTuber, he lives in Köln, he loves Pizza and his Penis is too big for the Ozone-Hole. ConCrafter is the hottest, coolest, sexiest and smartest guy in the whole universe and Pizza is the most awesome dish on our beautiful blue Planet.
Be like Luca, be a Pizza-Lover...
OMG, did you see that?! What is that?! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it is ConCrafter/Luca!

Wow, who's that?
That's Concrafter/Luca.
OMG, he is so Pizza....AWESOME!
ConCrafter/Luca by DogMaster100 January 3, 2017

concrafter|luca

~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza

~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body

Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008