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condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.
I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...
condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Contistraphic

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

consistence 

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.
I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.
consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

ConciseTWOW Mug 

A holy object in the ConciseTWOW competition, worshipped by all. It is being handed off to the winner of the all-star season to be stored away in a safe location forever. If anything were to ever happen to the ConciseTWOW mug, everyone in the server would go into a state of mourning for 6 days where all activities would be required to be in relation to the mug and the competition would completely halt.
not a donut: You don't understand it's for the ConciseTWOW Mug. If we get 5 we are writing 5 incredibly tryhard responses.
ConciseTWOW Mug by Werrywit March 3, 2023

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...