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compost me

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh
"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"
by Beefa August 3, 2007
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Composter Syndrome

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
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Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.
Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"
by composterous inc November 19, 2009
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Comportment

A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.
"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."

"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."

"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."

"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
by DylanEdBryceMarc June 27, 2008
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Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.
Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted
by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021
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comportmental

Behavioral
Comportmental disorder
by TiggerSP July 13, 2020
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