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Compass Fingers

When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)
"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"

"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"
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