Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
by meter76 February 9, 2009
A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.
by S-and-S February 26, 2012
Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)
Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"
by mjunky September 25, 2013
Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
by Jbyron9696 February 3, 2011
This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.
by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010
Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 25, 2014
Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
by lbj3471 September 14, 2011