committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

by Autonymous August 24, 2014

Commitment issues

Someone who fears commitment especially in a romantic context.

Tallia has commitment issues

by Trinityavenue April 8, 2022

vandy commit

The 6’4 freshman who will go yard on any pitch near the strike zone

“Yo that freshman just smacked the ball 450 to left”

“Of course he did he’s a fucking vandy commit”

by TheNantucketNibbler August 6, 2019

Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.

Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

by SocialKeith November 8, 2011

Commit the "S"

Used to define a state of being extremely stressed out.

Person 1: What's your workload this week?

Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".

by craftybetch December 10, 2013

Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 10, 2010