Oscar Commins 

An extremely awesome friend there’s no one like him.

Person 1: Ah yoooo are friends with Oscar Commins?
Person 2: Yeah aren’t you there’s no one like him

Person 3: Yeah and I’m the best at basketball cus I’m Oscar Commins.

Oscar Commins by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

commons diet 

The commons is a dining hall at Texas A&M University, with some of the worst food in the country. The commons diet refers to the struggle First Semester Freshmen have to face while dining the trash that some people think is food for the first week. At first, people think that a large meal plan is worth, but after sticking the commons diet, patients tend to try and leave it as soon as possible by telling the Dining Staff that they are of a certain dietary restriction in order to limit their intake at the commons. Some Commons Diet patients even resort to going to Sbisa, another dining hall that serves even worse food, because of the destruction the Commons Diet does to a person's internals.

The Commons Diet at Texas A&M causes freshmen to lose 15 pounds instead of gain it at other universities.

commons diet by thatcoolkid1234 August 9, 2019

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

nocturnal commissions by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Four Fifths Commish 

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast

Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

tragedy of the commons 

The term has its origins in the sharing of grazing land in a given community, called "the commons", in Britain. An individual farmer could increase his or her profits by using more of the commons than others. The other farmers would then follow suite, leading to the overexploitation and destruction of that land.

In its modern usage, the phrase is used as a metaphor to the above, referring to the exploitation of a common resource. In game theory it is used as an example of how, in a given situation, every individual can choose to do what is best for their own interests and still produce the worst sum result for the whole. See also: prisoner's dilemna.

The most common and effective way to negotiate this problem is private ownership. Another way is heavy regulation and the imposition of sanctions on violators.

usage: When big companies pollute the air, it's just another example of the tragedy of the commons.

tragedy of the commons by terribly trite March 4, 2004

Commissaire Fuklaw 

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.

Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign

Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009