Comfort pee 

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

Comfort pee by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

Comfortee 

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted

Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)

Comfortee by GeoLazer April 23, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016