Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

Comfortee

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted

Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)

by GeoLazer April 23, 2023