colostomy bag 

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

colostomy bag 

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.

That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!

colostomy bag by RachelS December 2, 2003

colostomy bag 

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

colostomy bag by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

colostomy bag 

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)

ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow

colostomy bag by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007

colostomy bag 

a bag you shit in through your chest

sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.

colostomy bag by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003

Colostomy Bag 

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Colostomy Bag by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colostomy bag 

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition

Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!

Colostomy bag by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021